You have two cows
Socialism
You give one to your neighbour
Communism
The State takes both and gives you some milk
Fascism
The State takes both and sells you some milk
Nazim
The State takes both and shoots you
Bureaucratism
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away
Capitalism
You sell one and buy a bull, then your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
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